| | youatemypancreas: Dammit. |
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youatemypancreas:_Diablo_won't_work._it_keeps_minimizing_itself._> | _< |
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Areku: *pats.* |
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Areku: Oh hey. I've got a great plan. |
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youatemypancreas: Oh? |
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Areku: I'm going to set up a murder. And just before I murder the person, I'm going to ask. "Are you scared?" And when they say yes, I'll reply "You shouldn't be, you're on Scare tactics!" Then when they're all happy, and relieved they're not going to die.. I'll stab 'em good. |
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