| <zhixel> | I'm starting to think I drive too fast. |
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<felix> | nothing wrong with 80mhz. |
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<felix> | unless a highway patrol officer tells you otherwise. |
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<felix> | like one did to me today. |
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<zhixel> | I'm sorry felix, my car isn't a 486. |
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<barkode> | got a ticket? |
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<felix> | i got a speeding ticket going work |
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<barkode> | "sorry officer, i had my soda on the turbo button" |
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<felix> | zhixel: fuck off. 80mph, too |
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