| FrmShft> | i got annoyed at myspace today for trying to tell me about fantastic new job opportunities in my area, which happened to be a zipcode off |
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FrmShft> | thinking to short out its idiot-circuits, i told it i was interested in "prostitution" in kansas |
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FrmShft> | i cried when it came back with 12 different listings for "web designer" |
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