| <Adora> | you know what I just realized boobs are really good for? |
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<Enigma> | holding stuff up? |
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<Adora> | they're PERFECT for cleaning fingerprints off cds |
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<Adora> | all soft and squishy |
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<Enigma> | really? who knew |
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<Adora> | no hard edges |
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<Enigma> | my next guess was going to be luring sexually deprived teenaged geeks into helping you with your computer problems |
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