| <[1RB]sika> | once you fuck a ham it will change your life forever |
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<Lee> | Really? I found Turkeys to be the best fucks |
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<[1RB]sika> | but hams have a perfect sized hole in the middle already cut |
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<Lee> | I know, but turkeys have those nice little wings that act perfectly for handles |
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<[1RB]sika> | balogna is good too |
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<[1RB]sika> | and when you're done jacking off with it you can call your pets to clean up the mess |
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