| <Slime> | Smearing your weiner in dog food and going over to Rex does not count as losing your virginity |
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<Slime> | Trust me, I should know |
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<Slime> | You should have seen the faces at the hospital when I asked where the "Ward for People Who Have Had Their Penises Chewed On By Dogs" |
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