| <mark_007> | i was peeing before and i hear this shuffling outside the door, so i lift my leg and kick the door as hard as i can |
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<mark_007> | and like i hear this bump, and an "OWW", so i really quickly finish up and open the door |
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<mark_007> | my little brother's lying on the ground holding his head and writhing in pain |
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<mark_007> | HE WAS LISTENING TO ME PEEING |
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