| <chris--> | now i have to tell the coach that i can't play because my wrist hurts |
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<chris--> | and he asks me how i injuried it |
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<chris--> | and i say swinging a bat |
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<chris--> | and it sounds stupid. |
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<chris--> | it has 'masturbation injury' written all over it |
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