| <MrSauce> | LIZ HURLEY KNOCKED UP? |
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<MrSauce> | NOOOOOOO |
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<MrSauce> | fuck |
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<MrSauce> | she was so hot |
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<EvilRobot> | Hey, in 18 years and 9 months, you'll be able to hump her daughter. |
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<MrSauce> | hrm |
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<MrSauce> | I'd be 35 |
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<MrSauce> | very possible |
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<EvilRobot> | See, always look for the silver lining! |
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<MrSauce> | oh well. I guess it's time for a farewell fap |
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