| <ruca> | my dads work pays for my cable modem so my mom always says "ERIN! dont look at porn cause dads work will get in trouble" |
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<ruca> | im like wtf woman you cant even turn my computer on. dont school me you ho |
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<ruca> | she REALLY believes my dads boss is gonna go up to him and be like "kevin, we found out your 20 year old daughter looked at ron jeremys nads last night. explain yourself!" |
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