| <Blade> | Too bad your ex wasn't there. |
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<Sonsquidku_V> | She was in f*cking San Diego. Can you believe that? |
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<Sonsquidku_V> | There's like nothing there. It's mexican canada. |
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<Blade> | Seriously, it's like LA took a crap. |
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<Sonsquidku_V> | And then that crap took a crap. |
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<Sonsquidku_V> | And picked through the crap to find a land mine. |
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<Sonsquidku_V> | And threw it at my mom. |
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<Blade> | XD |
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<Sonsquidku_V> | Who fell down the stairs. |
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<Sonsquidku_V> | And into a hole which led to China. |
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<Sonsquidku_V> | And that's why I haven't seen her for the last 15 years. |
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<Blade> | You have some issues, Dan. |
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