| A[S]Vicious> | Dude.. I fell asleep last night when I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone.. She was masturbating to my voice, and started talking about how her big vibrator was stuck, and she couldn't get it out. |
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A[S]Vicious> | And I fell asleep.. |
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A[S]Vicious> | It was awesome |
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