| aishiteiru> | So, I'm making a cake for my gf for valentine's day, right? |
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aishiteiru> | Anyway... I start talking about how the smell is filling the house |
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aishiteiru> | and it's making me hungry |
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aishiteiru> | and then she asks what I'm making |
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aishiteiru> | but I don't want to tell her, it's a surprise, right? |
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aishiteiru> | so I say the first thing off the top of my head. |
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aishiteiru> | "Chocolate boobies." |
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aishiteiru> | She believed me. |
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aishiteiru> | So then I started going on about how I was going to fill it with vanilla frosting |
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aishiteiru> | and wondering about the logistics of attaching the nipple |
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aishiteiru> | she COMPLETELY believed it all |
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aishiteiru> | and she was freaking about it |
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aishiteiru> | then I did that old line |
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aishiteiru> | "...Hey? Did you know that gullible isn't in the dictionary?" |
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aishiteiru> | she got it at that point. |
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aishiteiru> | Cake mix: $4. |
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aishiteiru> | Frosting: $5. |
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aishiteiru> | Convincing your girlfriend that you're making a chocolate boobie: |
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aishiteiru> | Priceless. |
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