| <MftS> | Who the fuck is the one naming hurricanes? |
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<MftS> | They somehow manage to give them the least threatening names ever. |
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<MftS> | If I turned on the news and heard that Hurricane Erin was coming I'd think to myself, "Erin? I could take that slut." |
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<MftS> | If I turned on the news and heard that Hurricane Dicksmasher was approaching, I'd grab all the money in the house, shove it in my pockets, and get the fuck out of there. |
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