| <TheShadowHunter> | I wish I wore an eyepatch |
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<TheShadowHunter> | itd give me that air of mystery that the ladies find irresistible |
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<Saria> | Ahahaha |
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<Saria> | Wtf |
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<Saria> | Yeah, eyepatches totally up teh sekz0r fact0r |
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<TheShadowHunter> | psssh you say that now |
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<TheShadowHunter> | but wait till youre milling around at a party |
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<TheShadowHunter> | and all of a sudden the doors open and I walk in wearing a tux and an eyepatch |
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<TheShadowHunter> | and people gasp |
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<TheShadowHunter> | and an uncomfortable buzz fills the room as people try to return to their former joviality |
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<TheShadowHunter> | "I heard he lost that eye defending an orphanage from a killer!" |
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<TheShadowHunter> | "I heard he lost it deep in the amazon!" |
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<TheShadowHunter> | "Hes so mysterious!" |
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<TheShadowHunter> | "So sexy!" |
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<TheShadowHunter> | and all the ladies would want me |
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<TheShadowHunter> | till I tell them I was running with silverware and stabbed myself in the eye with a fork |
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