| ElGarlic> | Spending your life waiting for the messiah to come save the world is like waiting around for the straight piece to come in Tetris. |
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ElGarlic> | Even if it comes, by that time you've accumulated a mountain of shit so high that you're fucked no matter what you do. |
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