| holler_its_emily> | Five Reasons Not to Be a Penis: |
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holler_its_emily> | 1. You're bald your whole life. |
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holler_its_emily> | 2. You have a hole in your head. |
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holler_its_emily> | 3. Your neighbors are nuts. |
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holler_its_emily> | 4. The guy behind you is an asshole. |
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holler_its_emily> | And lastly... |
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holler_its_emily> | 5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint |
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DrkVengeance> | you wouldnt always faint |
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DrkVengeance> | depends on how well you can hold your licker |
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