| DDay22Alpha1243> | You voted |
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Komataguri> | I was standing in line for over an hour. |
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DDay22Alpha1243> | oh |
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Komataguri> | and this bitch was behind me. |
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Komataguri> | Ugly bitch, kept bumping into me purposefully every time the line moved and I didn't step forward fast enough. |
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Komataguri> | So I ripped one on her. |
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Komataguri> | a silent one so no one knew where it came from. |
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Komataguri> | After a few seconds, teh whole library smelled like someone dumped raw sewage and 40tons of roadkill in the place |
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DDay22Alpha1243> | lol |
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Komataguri> | I never felt so proud |
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