| <sleepwlkr> | Oh gosh, I met a really annoying Yankee bitch a moment ago at Rautatientori Square. She and her family were looking for a restaurant where they could get decent meat. First I thought I'd guide them to a good eating place, but that stupid cow complained about everything all the time and specified what the restaurant SHOULDN'T be like, so I told the whole family the way to a gay bar and said "Only the best for the lady". |
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<sleepwlkr> | I just had to go to a pub opposite the gay bar for a beer and see their faces when they come out |
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<sleepwlkr> | Well the bitch was yelling at her husband whose face had turned red with anger. Their kids seemed to be just laughing at the incident :-) |
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<sleepwlkr> | Now I'm a bit disappointed that I didn't bring my camera with me. |
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