| <Boogieman> | possibly the wierdest thing ever just happend. |
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<Boogieman> | I really had to take a piss so I ran to the bathroom. |
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<Boogieman> | and I ran into the room, but I didn't know that my dad put a new mat in there. |
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<Boogieman> | Ususally bathroom mats have those anti slip things on the bottom, but this one didn't |
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<Boogieman> | and I sliped, smashed my shoulder on the toiled, pissed myself, and cried out in pain |
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<Boogieman> | my dad comes down and is like "what happened!?... wait, you know what, I don't want to know" and then goes upstairs |
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