| emily> | ACK! Amazon.com's gold box offer today contains CSE Natural Menopause Relief |
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emily> | wtf?! |
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Gwydion-> | O.o |
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emily> | then deodorant |
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emily> | so I'm smelly and old. lovely. |
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emily> | and oooh, a yoga mat. |
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emily> | smelly, old, and out-of-shape |
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emily> | where do I put in my credit card number? |
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