| <NeverWakeUp1229> | So I had a major conflict between my ego and my cock today |
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<MotherBound0> | donÂ’t the two go hand in hand? |
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<MotherBound0> | or dick in hand? |
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<NeverWakeUp1229> | Whatever |
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<NeverWakeUp1229> | So I was turning in my essay at the same time as some hot chick in my history class |
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<NeverWakeUp1229> | We both go for the stapler, and naturally I snag it first |
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<NeverWakeUp1229> | So my cock goes, “Be a gentleman and offer her the stapler! It’s one less step for you to go to get in her pants.” |
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<NeverWakeUp1229> | And my ego says, “No, don’t be a pussy. You don’t owe her shit.” |
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<MotherBound0> | so what happened? |
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<NeverWakeUp1229> | I offered her the stapler and she told me to go ahead and use it first |
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<NeverWakeUp1229> | Best of both worlds |
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<MotherBound0> | you possess the most fucked up sense of logic ever |
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