<@crustgod> | dude I fucked up again today |
<@Xanthi> | ? |
<@crustgod> | some chick was hitting on me, she said like "you can't resist me" and I was like "yeah I can" and she was like "not if I put your head between my legs" and I was like "I don't care, I'm nekro" |
<@crustgod> | =( |
<@Xanthi> | .. |
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