| josho> | man i had a fucked up dream last night |
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josho> | i think my maid was fondeling me |
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josho> | i was being spooned by this chick when she started to finger my asshole, and i was like "wtf is this shit, get that outta me, but i couldn't move" |
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josho> | so then i finally got all grossed out and woke up |
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josho> | and my asshole felt funny. |
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lChris> | you probably fingered your own ass in your sleep |
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josho> | nah mang, i smelled my fingahs |
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