| <lapyap> | i was at this party and this really fuckin ugly drunk chick and I were talkin and she kept trying to get it on with me |
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<lapyap> | so later in the night she come up to me and says ‘don’t you want to go down on me?” so I say “ I;m jewish, I cant eat pig” |
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<lapyap> | she slapped me after that :p |
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