| <Moose> | Is a girl I've been shagging for a few months but not really 'going out with', as my heart lies elsewhere. |
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<Moose> | Anyway, cut a long story short, she's moving up to Glasgow in 2 weeks, and as a going away gift for her, my mates between them have offered me £90 if I can film myself performing a 'Spiderman' on her. |
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<Moose> | FYI A 'Spiderman' is the art of pulling out just before the vinegar strokes, chucking your fat into your hand, then flinging it in the girls face whilst triumphantly shouting "Go web go!!" |
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