| <jdm> | i just accidently urinated on my face |
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<@Static> | did you take a picture? |
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<jdm> | no |
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<jdm> | let go of my wang to catch the toilet seat, it began to fall |
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<jdm> | pissed all over the back of the toilet then it swung up and hit me in the face like a fire hose |
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