<ErinJane78> | I wouldn't ever piss in a men's room... have you SEEN them? |
<Blaxthos> | yea... I usually try to contribute to the vileness |
<Blaxthos> | i remember in middle school, at the gym |
<Blaxthos> | i got in the habit of going into the men's room and pissing on the toilet paper |
<Blaxthos> | after a few rounds the P.E. coaches put the men's room on 24 hr lockdown |
<Blaxthos> | so i took to pissing in P.E. lockers during classes |
<Blaxthos> | they tried like hell to catch me, but i was too slick |
<Blaxthos> | so they finally got tired of it and re-opened the men's room |
<Blaxthos> | so i could return to pissin on the paper towels/asswipe |
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