| <dayve> | i was pissing in a toilet tonight at the movies.. in the cubicle bit |
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<dayve> | then i look at the wall and see some guy has tagged the letters BBS |
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<dayve> | then i caught myself thinking "fuck.. i'd better hurry up" |
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<evlisisdead> | you fucking nerd |
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