| <BeaVer> | why does my wife have to work nights |
|
<BeaVer> | :/ |
|
<broken> | because the milkman's wife works days |
|
<BeaVer> | true |
|
<BeaVer> | but all the strippers work at night as well |
|
<broken> | hence the balance in the universe |
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