| <Radiosity> | Mom sells baby for $2,000, buys VCR and PlayStations |
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<Frizlefry> | who'd actually buy a baby? |
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<Frizlefry> | like I want to take care of someone else's kid |
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<Frizlefry> | I mean, the only way I'd buy a baby is if I were a pedophile or a cannibal |
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<Frizlefry> | BUT MAYBE THAT'S JUST ME |
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<Radiosity> | or both! |
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<Frizlefry> | yes. tenderize the shit out of it before cooking |
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