| <MichaelBolton> | okay, my ADD has officially gotten out of control |
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<MichaelBolton> | i just tried to go to the bathroom, but i ended up shaving, washing my face, taking a short shower, putting in fresh toilet paper, and taking out the trash. so now i'm back here, and i still have to pee. |
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