| * brokengolfclub goes to hunt down food or sex |
_<brokengolfclub> | whichever I find first |
_<brokengolfclub> | I found some crackers |
_<brokengolfclub> | they didnt really satisfy me |
_<GreyWulfe> | You where supposed to eat them. |
_<brokengolfclub> | damn my roomates girlfriend smells good....... |
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