| <Squinky> | Where the hell is sumez. |
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<Jim> | Using an anonymous vagina, as are most Danish guys. |
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<Squinky> | Do they not have VD there or something? |
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<Jim> | They are VD. |
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<Squinky> | So it's really Danish guys ravaging my penis right now? |
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<Jim> | Most likely...Did you stick it into a Danish girl? |
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<Squinky> | I think I used a breakfast danish to masturbate the other day... |
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<Jim> | Pff, obviously that's what it is. |
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<Jim> | You're supposed to use AMERICAN pie. |
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