| <^DSKY^[atWork]> | could some like ultra-1337 person like hack the computer the universe runs on and change the program so that I have a girlfriend? |
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<tef-cruise> | dsky: i tried and it segfaulted. |
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<tef-cruise> | i accidentally deleted the country of bunitsland |
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<tef-cruise> | but i dont think anyone will notice |
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