| <Serfer> | Let's not fight. Let's hug. For forty minutes. Nude. |
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<pHluid> | 10 more minutes till I start my lunch break. Go ahead and grease up. |
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<Serfer> | Not enough time. |
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<pHluid> | Must be a lot of you to grease. |
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