| <Stacey> | justin man i want you to meet my nerd friend from school |
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<Stacey> | i want you to make fun of him |
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<Stacey> | i have to run from him everyday |
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<Stacey> | not friend |
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<Stacey> | no no no |
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<Stacey> | and i had to sit for ten minutes watching him show off his dos commands |
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<Stacey> | and i'm like i wanna go out for lunch i have a life...fucking type format C: before i kill you |
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