| Girl> | i like falling asleep with cold pillows by the way |
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SkibblesMcCheese> | That's nice |
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SkibblesMcCheese> | I like bunnies and marshmallows |
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Girl> | well, i'm just lettin ya know so that you can have some cold ones ready for me after our extensive sex fest |
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Girl> | i figured you'd be polite and do that for me |
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Girl> | haha |
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SkibblesMcCheese> | What am I supposed to do, put them in the fridge? |
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Girl> | no, i usually stick mine in the freezer right before i go to bed |
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SkibblesMcCheese> | Seriously? |
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Girl> | for real |
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SkibblesMcCheese> | That just bgave me a stiffie |
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Girl> | hehe |
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Girl> | why? |
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SkibblesMcCheese> | I don't know... just imaging you sticking a pillow in the freezer... it just kinda made me hard, that's all |
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Girl> | bending over to stick it in the freezer? |
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SkibblesMcCheese> | Uhhh... yeah! That was it |
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Girl> | what would u do if you came upon a scene such as that? |
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SkibblesMcCheese> | Do you have clothes on in this scene? |
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Girl> | hrmmm... |
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Girl> | that's a good question |
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Girl> | but... that's up to you |
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SkibblesMcCheese> | So no |
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SkibblesMcCheese> | In which case, I would build a campfire and roast some of those marshmallows |
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SkibblesMcCheese> | It would get pretty chilly with that freezer open |
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Girl> | shaddup!! |
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Girl> | i wanted u to like, come up behind me and grab my hips and just pull me back into u with ur dick hardening against me... but hell, if you wanna make fucking marshmallows... i suppose i can settle for that |
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SkibblesMcCheese> | I really like marshmallows |
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