| <assman2> | i hate getting cum on my hand |
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<assman2> | its fucking annoying |
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<assman2> | have to find something to wipe if off on |
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<mabbz> | assman shoots it all over his chest and belly and then smears it around so he can pretend he's a glazed donut |
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<assman2> | mabbz |
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<assman2> | i cant shoot that far |
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<mabbz> | oh so when you cum it just oozes out into your belly button? |
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<hydro> | jesus |
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<assman2> | i fucking hate when that happens |
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<hydro> | this is fucking disgusting |
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<assman2> | it happened to me once |
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