DinjackPD> | there was this once, like three years ago, I forgot this big project I had to turn in when I went to school |
DinjackPD> | so I called home to my dad (he works out of a home office) and asked him to bring it for me |
DinjackPD> | so he came to school with it and he came up to me and shook my hand and said "Hi there, I'm David, I'm your personal secretary." |
DinjackPD> | And I said "Hi there, I'm your son, you signed on for this shit when you didn't wear a condom." |
DinjackPD> | I thought it was funnier than he did |
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