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Chat 11491 by Anonymous on 28/01/2011

DinjackPD> there was this once, like three years ago, I forgot this big project I had to turn in when I went to school
DinjackPD> so I called home to my dad (he works out of a home office) and asked him to bring it for me
DinjackPD> so he came to school with it and he came up to me and shook my hand and said "Hi there, I'm David, I'm your personal secretary."
DinjackPD> And I said "Hi there, I'm your son, you signed on for this shit when you didn't wear a condom."
DinjackPD> I thought it was funnier than he did
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