| <Sketchee> | I'm searching for porn and see one "Russian soldier" |
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<Sketchee> | ... it wasn't porn! |
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<Grifter> | o..kay |
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<Grifter> | In Soviet Russia, the porn finds YOU! |
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<Sketchee> | It was faces of death |
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<Grifter> | What was it? |
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<Sketchee> | The guy was being held to the ground |
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<Sketchee> | And then they spliced his throat open |
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<Sketchee> | And stuff was poring out |
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<Grifter> | hm |
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<Sketchee> | And there was screaming but most of that was from me |
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