| <Umm> | Sorry, had to eject a stoner from the house |
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<Umm> | Fuckhead managed to bust a door, though |
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<Navier> | ...? |
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<Umm> | Claimed to be "fixing" a door that was broken into being closed |
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<Umm> | He managed to break it into being open |
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<Einar> | why was there a stoner IN your house? |
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<Umm> | I don't know |
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<Einar> | You should call the police |
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<Einar> | Real life is not video games. Having strange people wander in, dig through your stuff, and attempting to solve door-opening puzzles does not indicate they're saving the world. |
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