| <X5> | do what horny college idiot men do every night, hump park benches! |
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<smackfoo> | last time i humped a park bench i was late into my teens |
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<smackfoo> | it was a quiet, peaceful night in hyde park |
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<smackfoo> | the bums had all been incinerated in an unfortunate event with the department of water and power |
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<smackfoo> | i stepped up to a cute little wood number, couldn't have been older than 17 |
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<smackfoo> | i rubbed her thighs...er...handles, and she cooed in the moonlight |
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<smackfoo> | fearing splinters, i gently waxed her humps, making sure to remove any hint of sharpness |
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<smackfoo> | slowly, gently, i removed my pants... |
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<smackfoo> | um |
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<smackfoo> | you guys know the rest |
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<Cithorn> | Keep going |
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<Cithorn> | I'm not done yet |
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