| <krulos> | my bud had sex with his girl last night 4 times and in the morning she said,"He was the best she ever had." |
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<krulos> | i told him i had sex with my girl 6 time last night and this morning she said,"I was God!" lol. how many times did u get it on last night? |
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<KavorkianKilled> | once |
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<krulos> | hahaha, did she say anything to you this morning? |
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<KavorkianKilled> | yeah, don't stop. |
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