| <kolby> | my mom doesn't even have confidence in me |
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<kolby> | she was like, hey did you get my e-mail? |
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<kolby> | and im like "nope, just spam...send it again" |
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<kolby> | sure enough, she sends it again with the subject reading "Don't have a sex life? Enlarge your penis!" |
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