| <BlueStar> | my dad used to leave the dish on the porn channels |
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<BlueStar> | so i'd turn it on and there'd be porn |
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<BlueStar> | i was always like "augh!!" |
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<hotdogcore> | eww |
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<BlueStar> | then i discovered the internet... haha. |
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<hotdogcore> | ta da |
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<hotdogcore> | ! |
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<BlueStar> | my mom walks in as I've got like 10 windows of BME hard open |
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<BlueStar> | I'm usin win 98 at that time |
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<hotdogcore> | ahahahaha |
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<BlueStar> | so i try to click the desktop icon |
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<BlueStar> | and its too slow |
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<BlueStar> | so i turn my computer off |
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<BlueStar> | she yelled at me: "you're going to get bad sectors! if you're looking at porn you dont' want me to see, turn off your monitor!" |
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<BlueStar> | ....I got bad sectors. |
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<mal> | HAHAHAHAHA |
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<hotdogcore> | bahaha |
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