| <faded> | i found a pocket pussy in my cousins room last night |
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<SpaceGoat> | even fat chicks |
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<SpaceGoat> | hahaha |
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<dfury> | hahaha |
|
<faded> | so i put it in the dish washer |
|
<faded> | to clean it so i could use it |
|
<faded> | and it fucking melted |
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