| <jrk> | who the fuck would pretend to be a lawyer? |
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<jrk> | i want to pretend to be a porn star. |
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<Ipsa> | hey a lawyer fucks more people than a pornstar ever will :) |
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<Ipsa> | I fuck people all day |
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<jrk> | true. but you're the ron jeremy of law. |
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<jrk> | not everyone has your prowess. |
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