| <glacial> | I love school |
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<glacial> | Today our term paper due date's set |
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<glacial> | Our instructor says that we WILL hand in the paper on time, and she'll accept no excuses except illness, with a note from our doctor, or a death in the immediate family, with a note from the dead member. |
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<glacial> | So this wiseass pipes up: "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" |
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<glacial> | She waits for the laughs to die down and says: |
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<glacial> | "Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand" |
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