| <Toad> | I remember my brother's 21st. It was in a university hall and all I remember was eating a lot of asparagus. |
|
<Toad> | And speeches about people with briefcases. |
|
<Chris_A> | Toad, I think that was possibly a board meeting. |
|
<Toad> | It might've been! |
|
<Chris_A> | Did you come out with a slice of cake, or documents detailing the fiscal productivity of the 1998 year-end? |
|
<Toad> | This joke is now stale. |
|
<NapkinEater> | like the cake |
|
<Chris_A> | Like the c-- bugger. |
|
<NuttO> | Was the cake stale-- FUCK. |
|
<Chris_A> | There are no original quips left in this universe, we must recolonise immediately. |
Similar:
| Chat 13451 | ThAJuGgAlEtTe987: Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. The ... |
| Chat 17696 | Galactic: you know what's ALWAYS bothered me? cold cereal mascots ... |
| Chat 1125 | frumpy: I see nintendo's new system is making people smile. ... |
| Chat 23074 | baka.yuki: i kinda want to explain to her about the positrons in bananas ... |
| Chat 14739 | sp4nk: I once knew this guy who kept a dream journal. ... |
| Chat 12029 | JoeyTribbz: A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry... |
| Chat 7568 | disturbed:: I have a fear... of EGGS. I know it's silly and my girlfriend makes fun of me saying I have EGGNAPHOBIA. But I have had thi... |
| Chat 3857 | Richad34: Oy I had a bad night ..
Richad34: I couldn't sleep, and had no idea what to do. My parents are still awake, it was midnight... |
| Chat 13158 | pres589: Chuffy, were you there? ..
ChuffyCow: pres589: yeah man ... |